Occam's Razor: The simplest solution is usually the correct one.
The simplist solution:
Things happen the way the game tells us they happen.
See that? Your solution needs four threads. Mine needs one sentence. Therefore, according to Occam's Razor, mine is much simpler, so mine is much more likely to be correct.
Occam's Razor has being one of the biggest tools used to tear your theories apart, FE. Don't try to use it, it is never on your side.