
 Originally Posted by 
Meat Puppet
					
				 
				I take so much smurfing booze to get drunk, man. I’ve been gouging at a liter of bourbon all day and I haven’t even started to tickle tipsyness.
			
		 
	 
 That might because you're spacing it all out over the course of the day.
Not that I'm encouraging you to drink a litre of bourbon in one go. :p