"...all the better to confuse you with, my dear!"
Just read (read: skimmed through) an article announcing that some states are bracing themselves for the possibility that more tornadoes will hit this week, and yet, this is the kind of weather my area is experiencing at the moment. Talk about all over the place!
Subject: What kind of weather have you been experiencing lately, and what do you think of the wacky weather we've been having?