Do the Dew and Rock the Vote

[NorthernChaosGod]

Goddammit, I was at the grocery store earlier and forgot to even look for these.

[Laddy]

Whieout is okay, but not AWESOME or anything. Time for me to try the rest! :o

[Fonzie]

Distorted tastes like a margarita!

[Quindiana Jones]

There's somewhere on chat that doesn't suck? Good God.

MD doesn't exist in my world, so I have no opinion.

[G13]

Are you sure? Mountain Dew tastes like fruity urine, and Sprite tastes like fruity saliva.

Mt Dew is the nectar of the GODS, people. I mean come on, this one's just basic. Don't eat poop, girls are nice to touch, Mt Dew is literal ambrosia.