Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
Are you sure? Mountain Dew tastes like fruity urine, and Sprite tastes like fruity saliva.


Mt Dew is the nectar of the GODS, people. I mean come on, this one's just basic. Don't eat poop, girls are nice to touch, Mt Dew is literal ambrosia.

I haven't tried any of these new flavors because I live in an utterly uncivilized backwater where Mt Dew is quite hard to get.