The Local Herpes

[Agent Proto]

Happy birthday to you, my good man. Cheers!

[Pheesh]

Happy Birthday Psy!

[Baloki]

I understand your dream b-day present is me in a fursuit? I'll see what I can do for the next meetup ;p?

[Marshall Banana]

[Psychotic]

We've been through a lot this year, friend. We've eaten a kangaroo burger, waded through the midland capital, Birmingham to eat pizza hut. We ate giant burgers, even though we were all harassed by that freakish Scottish guy. Remember that demonic giant pie outside of the window of that shop and how I had a crush on it?

I like to think of it as a journey in burgers, from the lowest dungeon (kangaroo) to the highest peak (giant) also smurf that pie.

Have you been noodling in Montreal?

Nah man. Aint my scene anymore.

Happy birthday, Psy!

Thanks, $!

Happy freaking birthday you old goat. I hope old ladies shout happy birthday day at you from the streets.

Well not from the streets but from the place I work, yeah. Thanks.

That's right, he's old now. Your cane is in the air mail dude. Try not to fall down the stairs!



Have a good one!

I know, right, it sickens me.

Cheers!

Happy Birthday Psy. =]

Thanks, newbie joining buddy!

Happy Birthday, Paul! I'll give you a celebratory bagging come Beta time.

I expect multiple celebratory baggings! Thanks!

Happy Birthday! Here is a tree.

Thanks ♪ although I gotta wonder why you had to get a Welsh tree. Don't you know what the Welsh are like?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULY WALLY

I should come up with a birthday present of some sort...

Here's my present:

I pick Chuck Norris. I'm going to make him go to the home of every single person who made a Chuck Norris and break their fingers so that they can never use the internet again!

Happy birthday and stuff.

(EoFF won't let me post more of these )

One day...

Here's my present!

You know, I did have a steak! A large one! And it ruled! Exclamation mark! Thank you!

Happy birthday! I'd do the traditional EoFF "say something funny" deal but I'm all tapped out at the moment. Hope you have a good one, masta!

Your meta-reference is humour enough for me, good sir. Thanks.

Happy Bday Paul!! Keep up your crazy way!

I will attempt to, dude, I will attempt to. And you keep up your ass kickin' ways too!

Um well I had a drink for you and here's a sloth I guess? Happy bwirth? Day? Happy?

Did you have a drink with the sloth? This is important Rantzien! I love putting the word Rantzien on the end of sentences issued at you Rantzien!

Merry birthday.

P.S. Rye, that thing behind Edward in that picture looks like a giant deformed penis. xD

oyr

(see if you can figure out what I am going for here)

My present is to stay in the map "Dennis" for 35 seconds.

Hahaha. You know you love it.

Happy <strike>herpes</strike> birthday

Hey, are you trying to say there's such a thing as unhappy herpes? 'cause when you've got the herp it's a party in your pants and everyone is invited. Thanks!

Happy birthday! Did you know people that like green tend to be environmentalist who don't shower? I learned that on Tyra Banks Show.

See that's actually bad for the environment, because taking a bath instead of a shower uses up more water. Which is why we should, of course, all take baths instead. smurf you, Mother Nature!

edit: btw, you were right about Neve Campbell. Now Courtney Cox just needs to get the worlds worst haircut and we're all set for nr. 4.

God dayumn. The prophecies. THE PROPHECIES. Still that video kind of creeped me out.

Hope you birthday is a knock-out, Paul.

Hahahaha smurf Bisping, that northern twat. I heartily approve. Thanks dude.

Happy Birthday Paul! Hope you're having a great day :}

I sure did have a great day! Thank you!

Happy birthday. Enjoy it....while it lasts.

I...I think I can somewhat tolerate your presence too.

Also you should try challenging Gollum to a riddle fest. I bet you'd whoop his bony ass. Of course he'd probably eat you for it, but hey, it's always a party with that guy.

Happy birthday Paul, I hope you have/had a great day.

Get anything nice?!

WALRUS.

ps. I love the sloth Rantzien posted. I went to the zoo last Saturday and now they have sloths! SLOTHS! and they're so cute. and so lazy and tame you actually stand in the enclosure with them. one was climbing on the ceiling. right above my head! if i put my hand up I coulda touched him! actually. I don't know if he was a he. I didn't check, I just assume.

Thank you. I got a Newcastle season ticket and I'm going to be going to see the mighty Mackems in action every week next season! ()

Also yeah man, one of the zoos I went to (It was the Cotswolds Wildlife Park if it's the same as you) the sloth was sleeping on a ledge at waist height, right as you walk past. Could've rubbed his furry belly!

Happy birthday Paul!

I hope you've had an awesome day today!

Why thank you, it was none too bad actually!

Happy birthday to you, my good man. Cheers!

You're a sweetheart, proto! Also incidentally on Xbox Live yesterday I came across a guy whose name was AceParty. I you not.

Happy Birthday Psy!

Thanks and sorry for forgetting about the s I added to your name

I understand your dream b-day present is me in a fursuit? I'll see what I can do for the next meetup ;p?

Make sure it is both murry and purry.

[Rye]

Murry and purry?

That kangaroo burger tasted like nothing and the texture was awful. Never again!

[Rocket Edge]

I could be a prick and post the Premier League table, but it's your birthday. Enjoy the day, don't get too drunk!

[Quindiana Jones]

Why is it all could'ves with these sloth stories? If you are within arms reach of a sloth, FREAKING TOUCH IT. You madpersons.

They feel horrific.

[Psychotic]

Cheers Donal.

Also because there were signs saying DON'T TOUCH ME I HAVE SHARP CLAWS.

[Quindiana Jones]

Pussies. The only excuse for not being able to dodge a sloth is to be in the middle of a stroke.