2012 - Impregnate.

[Madame Adequate]

Rye's biological clock is ticking! This pleases me because mine has been sounding the alarum for awhile now, being as I am ancient beyond numbers.

Therefore in this thread we shall discuss BABEHS. Who wants them? How many do you want? Do you already have childrens? Babies, genders, names, genetic modifications, GO!

[Aerith's Knight]

Rye's biological clock is ticking!

Why 2012?

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And I do want children, 2 or 3. At least one of each gender. And I do have a girl's name picked out. Alisa.

[Bunny]

My biological clock is defective.

[Madame Adequate]

Rye's biological clock is ticking!

Why 2012?

I was just quoting Shlup. She said that somewhere as a plan for the future and her absolute definitiveness on the subject tickled my fancy xD

And I do want children, 2 or 3. At least one of each gender. And I do have a girl's name picked out. Alisa.

I loooove that name.

[Rye]

for the thread title. Best Shlup quote of ALL TIME.

because you're a ding dong! I'm only turning 20 soon, I'm not having kids aannny time soon. I'm not almost TWENTY FIVE like you are. Stop embarrassing me! XD

[Shlup]

2012 - Impregnate.

Did you rifle through my nightstand and find my to do list? xD

Uh, yeah, I'm looking to get pregnant in the next couple of years.

ETA: Ehehehe. Where is that list?

Page one is almost done! It's on fishy paper.

[Meat Puppet]

I’m one of cursed genes which should not be continued.

[Madame Adequate]

2012 - Impregnate.

Did you rifle through my nightstand and find my to do list? xD

Uh, yeah, I'm looking to get pregnant in the next couple of years.

ETA: Ehehehe. Where is that list?

Here you are :kaoyatta:

[Rye]

Oh, and on subject, I only want one child, a girl.

[Freya]

I do want children but it'll be a while for me at least. I have to get my health fixed before I should have little ones and I need a husband! My health issues have put me back a year or so now in progressing my own future goals/career. I at least want to have a steady career so I can support said kids. That way if something happens to my future husband I'll still be able to give the kids a at least semi decent life. So in short, it'll be a few years before I have some.

I want to have at least 2. Hopefully a boy and girl. If I have a Boy I'm going to name him Leon after my mother's father who I never knew but my entire life my mom has always given him so much praise. So..... yeah that's my plans

[Madame Adequate]

I want a huge number of children, I mean like frogspawn or something, but there's no way I would have the financial, temporal, or emotional resources for that. So I'm hoping for two or three. I am happy with any setup except 100% boys, though I don't know exactly why.

[Shlup]

Because boys are filthy little spawns of Satan?

I mean, most people's boys. Mine with be frilly momma's boys.

[Raistlin]

Not only has Shlup determined 2012 as the year, but even specified Fall/Winter. I just picture her on the exact first day of autumn saying "Honey, no more birth control! Only six months to impregnate!"

I do not want any children.

[Bunny]

I want a huge number of children, I mean like frogspawn or something, but there's no way I would have the financial, temporal, or emotional resources for that. So I'm hoping for two or three. I am happy with any setup except 100% boys, though I don't know exactly why.

Because life doesn't suck enough, you must have one demonic little whore running around getting pregnant and telling you that they hate your guts.

[Rye]

Because boys are filthy little spawns of Satan?

I mean, most people's boys. Mine with be frilly momma's boys.

I only want a boy if he is equally or more gay than Marshall from United States of Tara.