2012 - Impregnate.

[Shlup]

Not only has Shlup determined 2012 as the year, but even specified Fall/Winter. I just picture her on the exact first day of autumn saying "Honey, no more birth control! Only six months to impregnate!"

I think you may now know me a little too well...

I only want a boy if he is equally or more gay than Marshall from United States of Tara.

I knew I should be watching that show.

[Jings]

I've never liked babies. I'm sure I'll end up having them just because that's what you're supposed to do. But I won't enjoy it.

[Aerith's Knight]

It's a bad idea, Shlup. This way the baby would be born in the summer, like me. Which means that for the whole time he/she grows up, all her/his friends will be on vacation during his/her birthday.

It sucks

[Jessweeee♪]

Never.

[qwertysaur]

so no little 16th notes running around?

One or two, the mother gets the final say because she has to carry them for 9 months then push a can of tuna through a pencil sharpener

[ANGRYWOLF]

a son and a daughter.

My son is in his early 20's..and my daughter just turned 15.

Children can be problematic. My son wrecked two cars and could easily have been killed.So you worry about them.

I talked to my daughter recently about boys..she says she isn't interested.I tell her she will be in time. I am happy she isn't interested.I have enough to worry about right now.

So for those of you who don't have kids and want them...you have a lot to look forward to

rotfl...

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd like to be a father; unfortunately, it would require first becoming a husband and if I haven't met the right mate by my age, I likely never will. So, it's as far out of my metaphorical price range as an MI-24 Hind assault helicopter is out of my literal price range.

I'd also like an MI-24.

[Captain Maxx Power]

No children until I'm well into my 30's and stable in terms of finances and relationship with someone.

[Quindiana Jones]

Not only has Shlup determined 2012 as the year, but even specified Fall/Winter. I just picture her on the exact first day of autumn saying "Honey, no more birth control! Only six months to impregnate!"

I think you may now know me a little too well...

Can your man not shoot straight?

[rubah]

I'm satisfied for now with my cat and nephews+niece!

but it's like scientific fact that any of my spawn will be like super geniuses. I'm excited!

[Psychotic]

Maybe, but not definitely yet! Although seeing as how my ancestry is pretty much pure British as far back as it can be traced, I should try to find a foreign woman to knock up to vary the gene pool a bit. So any of you foreign ladies out there, call me for IMPREGNATION. I will lay my eggs in your brain.

[Rye]

Maybe, but not definitely yet! Although seeing as how my ancestry is pretty much pure British as far back as it can be traced, I should try to find a foreign woman to knock up to vary the gene pool a bit. So any of you foreign ladies out there, call me for IMPREGNATION. I will lay my eggs in your brain.

Interested in a WOP?! That'll mix up the gene pool! Eeeeeh?

[Rebellious Eagle]

I don't want children. Not my own, anyway. Giving birth sounds extremely painful and disgusting, to be quite honest. And babies just plain annoy me, no matter how adorable they are. Maybe I'll adopt some children, though. :O

[Rye]

Adoption is a wonderful thing! I always wanted to be adopted when I was younger - I was secretly jealous of the adopted kids because I think being adopted means that you're more wanted because you were handpicked by your mom and dad. =O

I've interested in adoption, though the costs have my head reeling, plus it seems so emotionally difficult to try to adopt a child from another country - I don't think I'd be able to handle it if they suddenly didn't let me have the child after all of my waiting.

Truthfully, if I have one kid and I really wanted another, I'd really like to adopt the second. But then I'd feel guilty about that, like "Okay, I have my genetic offspring, now I'll pick out a baby that's not my genetic offspring now." It's not really how I think, but I feel like the child would say that as a teenager when they fight with me to make me feel bad. XD

[Imperfectionist]

I don't know if I want one child, let alone many. The idea of ruining my body for 9 months and then giving birth makes every fibre of my being scream NONONONONONO

Plus I don't know if i'd actually be able to cope with raising another human being. Although I do see some adorable children sometimes that make me think aaaawww it can't be all that bad.

I'm too young to think about kids anyway, I might end up developing some more maternal instincts in the next 10 years, or I might just turn off the idea even more.