OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

[fire_of_avalon]

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT *flee*

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In an unrelated story, my most horrifying experience to do with bugs and creepy crawlies has nothing to do with packing/cleaning. It's to do with a hot summer day, a juice box left unattended, an ambitious horde of ants and me returning to finish my juice only to be like "wtf is this furry feeling in my mouth?"

Jesus oh my god.

Once we were cleaning out my sister's hovel, aka bedroom, and lifted her mattress off the bed frame... Jess I swear to god, there was a centipede there that was about half an inch in diameter and a foot long, with a hard dank orange coloured armour shell and thousands of spiky black little legs... AND IT WAS STILL ALIVE!

Consider yourself lucky yours was little and dead

O_O

One night, I was brushing my teeth. At my parents', I usually don't bother with a cup for rinsing, just put my face down to the faucet.
I was doing that when SOMETHING STARTS TO COME UP OUT OF THE DRAIN AT ME.

I scream and run some water at high pressure, but it doesn't stop! So I pull the drain stopper (it's on a little lever) hard over and over to smash it.

CENTIPEDE IN YOUR TOOTHPASTE FACE GUYS

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE AND I WILL NEVER EVEN BREATHE AGAIN