Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
smurfING GOD OMG

I was walking to my bedroom like 1/2 hour ago with the laundry fresh from the dryer ready to fold. I look down cause i saw movement and OH MY smurfING GOD i'm not even joking, biggest centipede I personally have ever come across EVER and it's missing and I dunno what to do because I can't sleep as long as it's missing and alive cause IT. WAS. HUGE. And striped, I think, i dunno. All i know is LEGS, LEGS, LOTS OF LEGS

MILF, I HAVE MY VERY OWN LONGSPIDER TO DEAL WITH ;-; HALP
PROCURE CATS OR SMALL DOGS. They may detect the demon and hunt it, at which point you can assist and strike the killing blow.