Coffee: How do you take it?

[Zeldy]

I take my coffee without coffee, and with tea instead.

I think coffee is the most disgusting thing I quite possibly have ever sampled. My parents make me make them it sometimes, the smell alone makes me gag. Foul, foul.

Once, my Mum told me I could have one of her special diet milkshakes, they're really freaking nice okay and she thought she'd bought chocolate which were my favourite so told me to help myself. It was a coffee flavoured milkshake.

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