Yeah I smurfing saw those two on TV and was like "oh god the Americans have seen them"
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Yeah I smurfing saw those two on TV and was like "oh god the Americans have seen them
lol'd at the post kick, we almost had that >:l
Hamburgers and Fries > Fish and Chips
Right > Left
Dudes > Chaps
Mariah Carey > Leona Lewis
DEMOCRACY > Monarchy Evil!
Therefore teh AMERICAZ is the true victor.
To be fair, Cancer > Mariah Carey > Leona Lewis
England couldn't even avenge BP's honour!
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Cancer is an American invention!
Me, because The Whale was the best player on the pitch. What a god damn beautiful man he is.Originally Posted by Loony DeL
I was properly heartbroken when he missed that sitter in the second half but overall he was a genius. Especially when he wasted Tim Howard that was awesome.
Pretty entertaining game with lots of interesting spots, Green is a god damn waste of space and Pual can vouch for my long standing disdain for the man, wish we had Calamity in goal. At least he has the comedy hair to make up for his clangers. Thought fat Wayne was a bit disappointing until he picked it up in the latter stages of the game. Lennon was alright, Shaun was an absolute sack of shiet. Thought Capello was a bit hasty pulling Milner off after only half an hour. Stevie G and fat Frank played well together in the centre, no complaints there. Our set piece defending was a bit dodgy at stages, wasn't liking that at all.
The yanks went pretty much how I thought they would, Clint is always a hero even though he got gifted his goal. Altidore was terrible though. Still, a draw is a fair result for both teams I think. I am looking forward to seeing how England go about their next two matches, definitely not ruling out the the chance of them completely ballsing up and getting smashed by Slovenia. Will be fun to see how it turns out.
I'd ask you all how much you bribed Robert Green for, but no, he is just thatall the time.
Still, we did better than in 1950, you're losing your touch, USA!
This is a soccer thread, go be stupid some where's else lol
edit: god, America had a
He wasn't bribed, he just realized the futility of your tea-drinking, manpurse-wearing, scone-eating ways and decided GOD DAMN AMERICA is worthy of said win!I'd ask you all how much you bribed Robert Green for, but no, he is just that
No, he's just rubbish.He wasn't bribed, he just realized the futility of your tea-drinking, manpurse-wearing, scone-eating ways and decided GOD DAMN AMERICA is worthy of said win!I'd ask you all how much you bribed Robert Green for, but no, he is just that
RUBBISH BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF AMERICA!
No, rubbish because he's Robert smurfing Green.
quit making America look like America, Laddy lol
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL! AMERICA THE GLORIOUS! AMERICA THE FREE!
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