<s>Argentina</s>

<s>Australia</s>

<s>Brazil</s>

<s>Côte d'Ivoire</s>

<s>Japan</s>

<s>England</s>

<s>Ghana</s>

<s>Germany</s>

North Korea

<s>Slovakia</s>

<s>Mexico</s>

<s>Netherlands</s>

<s>New Zealand</s>

<s>Paraguay</s>

<s>Portugal</s>

<s>Uruguay</s>

<s>Spain</s>

<s>Chile</s>

<s>I'm American and I don't understand this sport. Therefore U-S-A! U-S-A!</s>

<s>Obligatory some other team joke option</s>