Hamburgers and Fries > Fish and Chips
Right > Left
Dudes > Chaps
Mariah Carey > Leona Lewis
DEMOCRACY > Monarchy Evil!
Therefore teh AMERICAZ is the true victor.
<s>Argentina</s>
<s>Australia</s>
<s>Brazil</s>
<s>Côte d'Ivoire</s>
<s>Japan</s>
<s>England</s>
<s>Ghana</s>
<s>Germany</s>
North Korea
<s>Slovakia</s>
<s>Mexico</s>
<s>Netherlands</s>
<s>New Zealand</s>
<s>Paraguay</s>
<s>Portugal</s>
<s>Uruguay</s>
<s>Spain</s>
<s>Chile</s>
<s>I'm American and I don't understand this sport. Therefore U-S-A! U-S-A!</s>
<s>Obligatory some other team joke option</s>
Hamburgers and Fries > Fish and Chips
Right > Left
Dudes > Chaps
Mariah Carey > Leona Lewis
DEMOCRACY > Monarchy Evil!
Therefore teh AMERICAZ is the true victor.