Uruguay will probably slaughter Ghana anyway. Didn't look like they were up to much, and now they have a few suspensions and possibly their best player (Boateng) out injured, they're smurfed.
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<s>Côte d'Ivoire</s>
<s>Japan</s>
<s>England</s>
<s>Ghana</s>
<s>Germany</s>
North Korea
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<s>Netherlands</s>
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Uruguay will probably slaughter Ghana anyway. Didn't look like they were up to much, and now they have a few suspensions and possibly their best player (Boateng) out injured, they're smurfed.
No way, my prediction of Ghana for the semi-finals will come true, damn you all!
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
bawww we don't care about sawkker anyway it's a pussy divegrass sport for morons
there was a picture here
YOU ESS AY
YOU ESS AY
Might have lost the soccer but we can bomb yourback to the stone age
Ooh, an englishman supporting Germany. EDGY.
there was a picture here
and it's absolutely completely NOT just to get attention.
>>> Poor USA. Well, at least they did pass the first thing..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Uruguay has been my favorite team to watch so far, although Argentina is probably the best team. or should I say "side"?
Too bad about the US losing to Ghana, but it was probably inevitable. Two days rest off the emotional win over Algeria, and our inability to actually finish opportunities was eventually going to cost us. Plus Ghana has the whole Africa thing going for them.
Lol Im so smurfng drunk rigt now i hope the nexrt game is aweome! Goood luckk!
England 2 Germany 0 or England 1 Germany 1 and England win on penalties - stop laughing (followed by wave of over-optimism in the media that is then crushed in the quarters or semis)
Argentina 3 Mexico 1
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Originally Posted by charliepanayi
there was a picture here
MILF's actually Irish. Go figure.
Anyway England winning on penalties is not so unlikely and here is why. I have been playing the games on PES (it is better than FIFA, no, shut up, anyone who disagrees is 1000000000% wrong forever, the end) and so far as Uruguay I beat the Koreans with a late Suarez goal, and as the Yanks I got jammed by Ghana, so it's been pretty smurfing accurate so far.
So here is a lovely tale of what happened in my exciting football computer game!
(SPOILER)
Fat Wayne takes the lead for England early on after a sick Glen Johnson cross, and England were cruising for the rest of the half. Right up until Mr. Johnson smurfed up with a clearance which fell right to Klose who made it 1-1 on the stroke of half time.
England looked like they didn't know what the smurf after that, with the Germans pressuring hard and David James making a sick save from Schweinsteiger with his fingertips. He was then further called into action when Kiessling (on as a sub) was in a one on one situation with him, and actually rounded Jamo but hit the post. England struck back with Stevie G and Lampard having fierce shots saved, and in the very last minute, Wayne Rooney danced through the German defence and hit the bar, with Heskey spooning the rebound.
Germany stupidly left sub Aaron Lennon in miles of space, and he capitalised by running right into their box and setting up Fat Frank to put England ahead. England carried on hammering the Germans and Emile Heskey had a nice shot saved by Neuer. Unfortunately England were hit on the break, with John Terry hacking down Podolski, and Schweinsteiger nailed the free kick (and I smurfing knew he would) with 3 mins to go. Heskey responds by dicking some guy called Trochowski who is crippled, but can't go off because Germany have made all three subs.
Penalties are happening right now, and I will type up my thoughts as they happen! (yes I had to write this all down on my PC for people who don't care) Emile Heskey hates taking penalties and thus will be last on England's list. He is too beautiful for that.
Rooney - scores
Klose - James got a foot to it but it bounced in.
Terry - puts it coolly to the left.
Trochowski - again, James got a foot to it but it went in. Surprised this dude even took one seeing as how he is injured.
Gerrard - nails it
Podolski - smurf that was a nice pen - no-one has missed so far.
Ashley Cole - thank smurf he scored.
Kiessling - PUTS IT WIDE smurf YEAH
Fat Frank to win the game holy
Somehow England have beaten Germany on penalties I am smurfing made up. Fat smurfing Lampard scoring a goal AND a penalty, bloody hell.
And that is how the real game will go down.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
England better win. I hope it goes to penalties too, that's always great nail biting action.
Cheers England. Maybe this German side can beat Argentina.
EDIT: Perhaps I spoke too soon. England are actually stringing some passes together. And that should've been a goal.
Last edited by champagne supernova; 06-27-2010 at 03:38 PM.
Oh dear....yet more woeful officiating.
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