Yer All A Buncha Posin Wee Wanks. People pictures should All look like this;
Drunk as smurf with the following smurfed up
goin on on the camera;
1. the unintentional gay pose when trying to look 'ard.
2. the suspicious stain on jeans that looks like urine but is most likely the jaegermeister/lager combo spilled when trying in earnest to stand (whilst still not ruling urine out completely).
3. the 5 o'clock shadow that looks good to me but to everyone else makes me look like a rapist
4. the too drunk to button all the flies on my jeans so I'll just do the important one that keep everything in.
5. The sweaty pit stains that shows up quite well in a check shirt.
6. last but not least, in a venue that was so packed you couldn't swing ur cock without a girl missing her period, the lack of any human being within a 10 metre radius of me does not go smurfing unnoticed.
Bet none of u have the balls to post pictures as bad as this.