Also, I've decided I agree with Cuch. I spend way too much time looking for pretty pictures of myself to show people. Instead, here's the real me, piss drunk.
1. Every part of my body is ghost white, except for my cheeks which are BLAZING BLOOD RED.
2. I am clapping, very loudly, for something someone just said. No one will sit near me, but everyone will laugh.
3. I don't know whose shirt that is. It isn't mine.
4. Also, I'm wearing a penguin apron.
5. That is my fifth double sitting in front of me.
6. I contributed to all of the empty glasses on the table.
7. About 5 minutes later my eyes rolled back in my head and I took a 10 minute nap.
EDIT: OR NOT. Let's try again.
