EoFFer FML

[Rye]

Today I felt like taking a day off from work because I wanted to get a college essay done. I downloaded the *SlyDial app so I could avoid talking to my boss and go straight to voicemail. I thought I was so slick until it connected me directly to her and I stammered out a pathetic excuse in shock at my app failing. FML.

Your turn.



*SlyDial is an app for the iPhone, Droid and Blackberry phones that lets you connect straight to voicemail and avoid talking to your parents, SO, boss, whatever. Or at least, it's SUPPOSED to do that.... ;__;

[Madame Adequate]

Last night when I went to bed I discovered one of the cats had avoided the waterproof camping blanket and peed on the small part of the bed not covered by it. I had to spend an hour scrubbing and cleaning and changing the bedcovers before I could sleep. FML.

[Rye]

You win... XD

[Peegee]

Last night when I went to bed I discovered one of the cats had avoided the waterproof camping blanket and peed on the small part of the bed not covered by it. I had to spend an hour scrubbing and cleaning and changing the bedcovers before I could sleep. FML.

cat pee smell doesn't really ever go away. FYL

[Jessweeee♪]

Last night when I went to bed I discovered one of the cats had avoided the waterproof camping blanket and peed on the small part of the bed not covered by it. I had to spend an hour scrubbing and cleaning and changing the bedcovers before I could sleep. FML.

cat pee smell doesn't really ever go away. FYL

You gotta get that Arm & Hammer stuff or whatever it was called. My brother and I each got bean bag chairs one day and to cats they feel like a round litter box with a pretty red cover over the sand. Misty peed on my bean bag chair and Snowball peed on his

[Clo]

Today I went skipping off to work only to find that my two coworkers at the deli line had called in and it was just me there, left to feed hundreds of people one at a time. FML.

[Raistlin]

It's Monday. FML.

[Peegee]

It's Monday. FML.

QFT/E

[Madame Adequate]

Nah PG, trust, we know how to get rid of it. Living with cats for over twenty years teachers you these things xD

[Shorty]

Today I went skipping off to work only to find that my two coworkers had called in. FML.

Me too. And it's MONDAY. FML.

[fire_of_avalon]

Today a bunch of stuff I'm not allowed to talk about happened and I worked yet another 12 hour day. Left 3 hours later than I was supposed to. FML.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Today at work I was laughing so hard that I was crying and nearly peeing myself.

Not really a fml but then again not much about today was, so I thought I would give you fmlers a laugh

[Badge]

Today I discovered I had to fork out £30 to fix our washing machine that I didn't break. Oh as well as sorting out every bill and utility we've had. FML.

[G13]

I just got married. FMW

[Rantz]

... xD