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[~*~Celes~*~]

There's a fracking spider bite on my butt ;-;

Discuss weird and unsavory things that have happened to you lately.

[Unbreakable Will]

O_O

I pulled a tick off my leg that was unsettlingly close to my balls.

[Rodarian]

Thats weird 0_o....

A sparrow flew into my face. The impact was so strong that dropped to the ground in a daze. @_@... My friend stood there slacked jawed.. I have scar now on the cheek....

[Vermachtnis]

I sneezed and almost broke my neck. I mean it, I sneezed and a sharp pain shot through my neck and traveled to my forehead.

[NorthernChaosGod]

A duck flew at me while I was swimming today, he almost hit me. Then he flew off.

[Shorty]

Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.

That was weird.

[Aerith's Knight]

I almost ran over a dove while cycling.


To be fair, I was aiming for it.

[Rantz]

Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.

That was weird.

That was just little old me!

[Jiro]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

[Chris]

I have been attacked and actually chased by swans. Swans, plural, as it has happened to me more than once. @_@

[Inferno]

Just stop trying to eat their eggs

[Vermachtnis]

Swans are bastards.

[Chris]

That article is actually pretty accurate. Once a swan starts "hunting" you, it will never stop. I am seriously terrified of swans now, because of the unpleasant history we share. =(

[Unbreakable Will]

This part made me laugh

You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life

Aaaaand this part made me laugh harder

[NorthernChaosGod]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

You're an Aussie, man! Show some Aussie spirit and hunt that sucker down.