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[Bunny]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

You need a squirt bottle, a small amount of fake or real blood, and a larger, scarier bat. This is the only time-tested solution for getting rid of bats in your house. Don't ask Celes for advice though, she'll just tell you to spray it to death. She's kinda rude :(

[~*~Celes~*~]

B-But aww ._.

[qwertysaur]

Bats are cute.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bats are cute.

[Bunny]

Is bats?

[Matthew]

I had what felt like a splinter, but when I looked closely there was nothing there except for a moment I thought I saw something shiny, and now it doesn't hurt anymore.

So what I'm saying is I think I've been invaded bodily.