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    Yesterday, I bought a lawn mower, and I cut the grass. I'm an old man now.

    Post something that makes you realize you're getting older.

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    I've been mowing since I was 13.

    I've been old for 7 years, I suppose. :/

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    I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    I've been mowing since I was 13.

    I've been old for 7 years, I suppose. :/
    Mowing the lawn for someone else or for your parents doesn't count. It's the fact that I bought it for myself and for my own lawn that matters !

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.
    Same here, and also when I get up

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    My knee started hurting sometimes this semester the morning after playing basketball.

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    My knee hurts when it gets cold and dry.

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    Nothing I do really makes me seem old. I'm just a kid and I sure as hell act it.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.
    Same here, and also when I get up
    Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno View Post
    Yesterday, I bought a lawn mower, and I cut the grass. I'm an old man now.
    I had this realization about a month ago, also. I tried doing it while listening to my iPod filled with Pop Punk music but the cord for the earbuds is too short so I ended up hunching over. That really didn't help the situation.

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    My younger brother finished school today. He's got his prom tonight and everything


    there was a picture here

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    The fact that my hair is actually thinning makes me look older than I really am. It doesn't really bother me much, I guess. I just wear a hat when I go out most of the time.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own GILF View Post
    I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    I can no longer sit down without making a relieved noise.
    Same here, and also when I get up
    Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one xD

    Yea I'm like that now!! Crap imagine when we all turn forty!! 0_o.... Come to think of it... Will we even be on this site any more!


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    Someone stuck their finger up my butt in a non-sexual way recently.

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