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    Broke my leftmost toe into a 90-degree angle running into a doorway once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    Broke my leftmost toe into a 90-degree angle running into a doorway once.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    omg these stories make me hurt D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    Broke my leftmost toe into a 90-degree angle running into a doorway once.
    And this is why parents say 'Don't run in the house'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
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    I get random cuts and scrapes on myself when I trip over all the time because I usually wear thongs.
    Whoever reads this and doesn't know what "thongs" are to you is going to crack up immensely and/or demand pix.
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    Haha it actually took me a second to realise what he was on about I was trying to figure out how someone could go from tripping over to cutting themselves on their thong in one swift movement.
    Flip-flops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
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    I'm curious as to the reason someone felt they needed to douse you in the face with pepper spray.
    It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.
    I don't know which would be worse - voluntarily doing it, or doing something to actually deserve it.

    Also, my finger was stepped on with an ice skate once. That stitched up nicely.

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    Probably voluntarily doing it, I would imagine adrenaline would help if you deserved it.

    I definitely went into it ill prepared.

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    The nastiest looking injury I ever had was a bamboo pole to the face/eye (between my eye and my nose -- yeah that tiny area) which made my eye swell up and the right hand side of my face go black. I thought I was blind for a while there! D:

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    My worst injury was probably when I was sitting in a car and it ran me over, grinding my leg/ankle into the gravel road to the point that my bones and muscle were completely removed/ground away. Either that or when my finger got slammed into a car door and I got a blood blister underneath my fingerna-- ...yeah, probably the car thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    I'm curious as to the reason someone felt they needed to douse you in the face with pepper spray.
    It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.
    "Hey dude I dare you to touch that girl's boobs"
    "Okay you're on"
    ...
    "AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH OH GOD THE PAIN"

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    Hahaha, yeah. And I have no idea how pepper spraying yourself is supposed to make you tougher than someone else. I always thought it just made you a little more likely to win one of those Darwin Awards.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My worst injury was probably when I was sitting in a car and it ran me over, grinding my leg/ankle into the gravel road to the point that my bones and muscle were completely removed/ground away. Either that or when my finger got slammed into a car door and I got a blood blister underneath my fingerna-- ...yeah, probably the car thing.
    O_o ow BoB, that sounds..horrific.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    BoB how do you even walk now D: *vomits*

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    I've not got any stories like this! It saddens me so much I want to purposely go and stub my toe.

    I sliced my stomach pretty much open climbing over a fence once. The funny thing is, the fence wasn't even sharp or to a point, it had a curved point but I ended up with a horrible slice when I lost balance climbing over! Ouuuuuch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Hahaha, yeah. And I have no idea how pepper spraying yourself is supposed to make you tougher than someone else. I always thought it just made you a little more likely to win one of those Darwin Awards.
    Well... I had to see how it felt a second time.

    It really didn't hurt quite as much, I have a higher tolerance for pain than most of you. So there.

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