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I wrote this one myself, and Guild Wars' Random PvP Arena found it hilarious.

Australians are usually seen as rough-and-tumble badasses right? You see, it's a country founded by convicts. However, I don't think Australians are all that macho and badass. Because, yes they're British convicts, but then again, they were outmatched by the British Police of all things.