I'm so evil that I don't even grant your wish, and kill your loved ones instead.
Genies are compelled to grant wishes, regardless of how evil they are. You are not a genie, you are a fraud. I demand a rewish.

Granted. You are transported to a dimension where everyone is a pedophile but you. Unfortunately, not being a pedophile is against the law and punishable by death. You are caught and tortured by angry adolescents with a penchant for hurting older men.

I wish Quin's wish for me to post naked pictures of myself on the internet was negated and replaced with him posting upclose naked pictures of himself on the internet.