FFVII: Squat thrusts - I have never seen anyone do squat thrusts so slowly and in such a strange motion. It's peculiar.

FFVIII: Zell jacking off in numerous situations - Whenever Zell squats on the floor. It's just... ouch. Also when he goes to use an item in battle: on one occasion my CD skipped and he just stood there for about fifteen seconds wiggling his arm back and forth with his hand in his pants. Eventually he did pull his arm out and threw something white all over the party that somehow raised their HP. Nasty stuff.

FFVII: Sephiroth's wade - I wouldn't even call it a cocky swagger as it just looks like he's wading through four feet of swamp. He should take lessons from Cid; that man knows how to strut.

FFVII: Yuffie doing pretty much anything - Though the most confusing has to be when she waves her arm at someone three times. Is she pretending to toss shurikens? I don't get it.