FOR THE LOVE OF SMURF, WHO PUT THIS SMURFING TABLE HERE?!?
I just stubbed the smurf out of my big toe, it's now bruised and hurts like a bitch. I also have two huge scabs on the backs of my ankles from where wet shoes took all the skin off.
How have you injured yourself lately? What was your worst injury ever?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Coffee tables are just the worst. I am constantly banging into them and bruising my legs.
My grandest injury, though is when I skimmed past a glass coffee table that had a chip on the corner of it. The result was a crimson towel, stained carpet, trip to the emergency room, and thirty-two stitches - sixteen on my muscle, sixteen on my skin.
Also. My grandmother dumped a bottle of cayenne pepper on the wound to try and stop it from bleeding. That hurt worse than the injury itself.
Your grandmother is clearly a very intelligent woman capable of solving issues far beyond the comprehension of most people. I applaud her unique and well-meaning efforts.Also. My grandmother dumped a bottle of cayenne pepper on the wound to try and stop it from bleeding. That hurt worse than the injury itself.
My worst injury was when I split my head open several times.
Um, does being blasted in the face with pepper spray count?
If not, then either the time I nearly broke my arm or busted open the corner of my eye.
I'm curious as to the reason someone felt they needed to douse you in the face with pepper spray.
When I was nine I fell out of a tree and broke my head.
It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.Originally Posted by Shorty
*facepalm*It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
In the military, sometimes you'll get volunteered for policing duty. One of the training tasks is to appropriately withstand pepper spray to the face.
I am now tougher than you, so :P*facepalm*It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.
My bad, dude.
I've never had a very serious injury. My most recent one was sunburn.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I sliced my finger with scissors. :aimblush: halfway around the top part of the finger. I was in a major panic cause i couldn't stop it from bleeding so I ran it under water, which made it bleed even more. This happened about 2 months ago
I get random cuts and scrapes on myself when I trip over all the time because I usually wear thongs.
But my worse injury isn't even that bad. Broke my collarbone pulling off a try-saving tackle in a game of rugby. Not worth it. We still lost by more than 30 points.
Whoever reads this and doesn't know what "thongs" are to you is going to crack up immensely and/or demand pix.
Haha it actually took me a second to realise what he was on aboutI was trying to figure out how someone could go from tripping over to cutting themselves on their thong in one swift movement.
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