I love that song Hooker with a Penis xD


I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
Back in '92,
From the first EP

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man

Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that smurfin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb smurf
I sold out long before you ever heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip ,
And you bought one

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
smurf you, buddy