Dear god man, 3 bottles????????????/

[Unbreakable Will]

Yus, trhee bottles of wne from Jazz on the lawm event... really need a neew drunkd thread.
Nikkis pissed at me bc im in clarksvegas and stinkin drunk, ypou drunk eoff?

[Jiro]

I haven't had a drink for the longest time, I think I'm turning into one of those kids who follows the law. That and the fact that I need my health and fitness if I wanna be a superstar runner dude. Damn :/

[Unbreakable Will]

Live man! Dont destryu your health but if somone offers you a drink drinkit!

[Jiro]

THAT JUST REMINDED ME I'M SUCH A LIAR. It was a week ago I was at a birthday party and this random guy wearing a suit came up and was being friendly and gave me a drink and I was all "YEAH MAN THANKS" so I drank that and then security came so I sculled it and bailed hard.

I'm such a liar! That or I got pretty hammered afterwards and don't remember. WHO KNOWS

[Pheesh]

Yeah Dakoda, have a drink. All the cool kids do it, you not...uncool are you!?!

[Citizen Bleys]

Although technically it IS Faced Sunday, I'm still at work. No drinking going on here.

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't drink P:

[Meat Puppet]

I’m usually drunk if I’m not at work. Which is a good thing, because I’d probably have significantly less fingers if I did work drunk.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm so hungry that I feel delirious in a manner surprisingly akin to drunkenness!

[Jiro]

Yeah Dakoda, have a drink. All the cool kids do it, you not...uncool are you!?!

I'm my own brand of cool. Better than the rest. More awesome than a tornado.

[Unbreakable Will]

Live man! Dont destryu your health but if somone offers you a drink drinkit!

*facepalm*
Wow, in all honesty I dont even remember using the internet last night, much less signing into EoFF. O_o

[Rye]

I have been so sober since I came home. So I'm jealous.

I am going to be so wasted on my 20th birthday in England.

[Imperfectionist]

I went out last night and got kinda drunk... but not so much cos I was able to come home and go on EoFF XD I was just a bit merry and wonky on my feet

[theundeadhero]

Clarksvegas as in Clarksville Tennessee? I was drunk in Clarksville last night...

[Shorty]

I could use a gin and tonic about now.

(at 8am on a Sunday.)