Dear god man, my FOURSKN!!1

[Madame Adequate]

You don't even want to know guys

What is th most implausbile injury you ahve ever sustains?D

ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it

[Aerith's Knight]

I'd believe you were drunk while making this, if it wasn't 6 PM on a Sunday.

[Iceglow]

it's foreskin hux, it comes before. And you're clearly wrecked aren't you. I'll answer your thread however.

I've "broken my funny bone" I basically fractured most of the bones in my right elbow during a mosh pit injury. It hurt and no it was not very funny at the time.

[Madame Adequate]

nO that does not sound very sufnny steve yuo poor man

whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro

[I Took the Red Pill]

one tiem i murdorded a tynarasorus rex wtih only a broom nda a "niel dimonds graestest hits"

i excaped with jsut a miner scrtasch on my eblow

[Quindiana Jones]

I smurfING LOVE ALL THE DRUNK POSTS THAT HAVE OCCURRED RECENTLY. Seriously, best weekend ever. xD

[rubah]

wire through the foot?!

[Rye]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD

[Madame Adequate]

wire through the foot?!

oh christ amlighjty

[fire_of_avalon]

I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.

[Marshall Banana]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD

Break up with him.

[Agent Proto]

I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.

My brother did this exact same thing once, except it was with a box cutter.

[Aerith's Knight]

whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro

Again, on a SUNDAY.

And these errors you're making aren't very plausible. It just looks like you typed with a foam finger.

[Rye]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD

Break up with him.

Will you take me instead?

[Old Manus]

Welcome to the drunk posting at EoFF Club Hux

I'm pretty wankered right now too

Thank you spell check