Dear god man, my FOURSKN!!1

[Unbreakable Will]

If anyone desire edification I am perfectly capable of making an erudite and properly spelled post if the desire takes me no matter my level of inebriation. The entertaining thing about being under the influence is not that one types poorly, but rather that one simply does not care about the mistakes made in the process of typing.

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Thank you my dear man, that explanation coupled with the Do-not-want attitude of pressing the spell check button sums up drunk-typing perfectly.