Mafia XV Sign Up & Discussion Thread

[[M] Helo]

If someone finds some 1337 ev!denze against me or someone realises I made a strange joke, wait until I'm not sleeping so I can respond. Ciao my fruity brethren.

[leader of mortals]

If someone finds some 1337 ev!denze against me or someone realises I made a strange joke, wait until I'm not sleeping so I can respond. Ciao my fruity brethren.

Hold on a second! SARCASM! He is obviously scummier than the nasty in my shower tiles!

##Kill: Proffesor Plum

[Psychotic]

hahaha just read the thread. Dude, lom, why were you going smurfing mental as a Doctor on Day One? save that for Day Two or Three, man. Seriously, if you try to help the town in any way early on they will try to lynch you! (and unless you're a day vig, you can't threaten them for pulling this crap on you)

[leader of mortals]

Yeah, I should have remembered that no one is allowed to have an opinion, or else they will be instantly and mercilessly killed.

Also, if you were wondering why I attacked so hard, it is because I thought I should try to be a strong townie because I can protect myself. Of course, the ingenious town made quick work of that plan.

[Mo-Nercy]

Go town! =]

[Shiny]

I suspected it was either leader of mortals or Boko playing as Banana. Quite predictable.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

[Mo-Nercy]

Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

That's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!

[Mo-Nercy]

Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

That's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!

Nay, THAT's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!

*cycle continues forever. TSoL and I implode*

[Jessweeee♪]

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[Shiny]

Jessica what are you talking about? Jess has been sipping on that purple draaank.

EDIT: Ohhhh! It's from that movie whats-its-name.

[Jessweeee♪]

But iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[Sir Lancealot]

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

[Jessweeee♪]

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.