sign posted on the back of one of the toilet doors at uni (and the subsequent comments written underneath):

"Pure Bread English Staffies For Sale ... "

- I'd rather they were made of dog, tbh.
- No need to be such a b**ch
- Whoa, calm down, it was a joke
- Haha, but it's a term of the contract!
- Who wants a dog made of bread??

and so on.