Hello. Apparently I registered this account years ago in the most horrible attempt at ban evasion ever? Who knew? Anyway, I had an uppity moogle intrude upon my email address with the following message:

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I would just point out the following:

1. "theres", "u"
2. "Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!" is the most ridiculous attempt at hype I have ever seen. Why not just go all out and add "MY BOARD: NOW WITH THREADS AND AVATARS! MARVEL AT OUR SIGNATURE CAPABILITIES!"
3. There already IS a Final Fantasy Online, you cockbag. Yeah, it's terrible and they haven't updated in years, but it's still there and well known. I don't think Spank's glorious legacy deserves to... haha I almost said that one with a straight face.

I realize that this "Exoman" is a pillar of the community and all, but I humbly request that you ban him for these offenses.

and the advertising thing too I guess, that's kind of lame.

Thank you all for listening. As a reward, I will give you the following Doomgaze Classic™, now updated for modern audiences!