Kissing Booth: 25¢

[Rodarian]

I've kisssed, in my best guess of chronological order...
Mum (Mum, well, duh)
Tweety_ch1ck (Sister, probably have kissed her and spat repeatedly afterwards on many occasions when forced to )
Loony_JosH (Stepbrother, when he was a bub)
Etienne (girlfriend at the time)
Miriamel (girlfriend at the time)
smittenkitten (girlfriend :<3:</>)

I don't know if I've kissed ms_devli, my cousin. I may have done so when we were little kids for all I know. It's entirely possible I've kissed other EoFFers whilst drunk, but I don't think anyone has let me know that I have so I'm going with the idea that I haven't yet.

Motion to change Eyes On Final Fantasy to Eyes on Anyone Even Remotely Related to BoB.

AYE!

[G13]

It's getting hot in here.

Or is that just...Eric?

*checks* Nope, not me.

I can't do that. I wouldn't want to embarrass Julian when m'chonies come off. I'm too gentlemanly.

You ain't got nothin' on the Kraken, homie.

Let's see, I have... the cap and winged sandals of Hermes, the head of Medusa, a flying steed, and a magic sword my good friend Hesperides gave me. Damn you're right, I have nothing here that could I take on a Kraken with.

[qwertysaur]

How did you defeat Medusa without the reflecting shield?

[G13]

I never said I killed her, I just said I had her head. I... found it. Yeah, found it.

[Bunny]

How did you defeat Medusa without the reflecting shield?

I have a comic that addresses the best way to kill Medusa without a reflecting shield but it also features Medusa's boobies.

[Aerith's Knight]

How did you defeat Medusa without the reflecting shield?

I have a comic that addresses the best way to kill Medusa without a reflecting shield but it also features Medusa's boobies.

Yes, it would be quite productive to know how to kill her without that shield.

...

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't do that. I wouldn't want to embarrass Julian when m'chonies come off. I'm too gentlemanly.

You ain't got nothin' on the Kraken, homie.

Let's see, I have... the cap and winged sandals of Hermes, the head of Medusa, a flying steed, and a magic sword my good friend Hesperides gave me. Damn you're right, I have nothing here that could I take on a Kraken with.

You have the most smurfed up penis ever. I rest my case.

[Melissaur]

It's actually not THAT bad... Not that I know.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eric! You two-timing whore!

[G13]

How easily you forget about Jiro.

You have the most smurfed up penis ever. I rest my case.

That's not my wang, that's the contents of my role playing chest.

It's actually not THAT bad... Not that I know.

I knew I should have covered up that bathroom window.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dakoda isn't cheating on me.

And smurf your chest, we're talking about groins, put your shirt back on.

[G13]

Too bad this isn't over msn, we could go all day with this without fear of closing the thread. For NCG's Eyes OnlyYou know my tits are destined for greatness.

I suppose I should throw out who I'd kiss so we stay on topic. I'd kiss Shlup if I knew I'd live to tell about it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, man. Who wouldn't kiss Shlup? She's one good looking woman.

[Unbreakable Will]

Too bad this isn't over msn, we could go all day with this without fear of closing the thread. For NCG's Eyes OnlyYou know my tits are destined for greatness.

I suppose I should throw out who I'd kiss so we stay on topic. I'd kiss Shlup if I knew I'd live to tell about it.

Thats what Medusa's head is for my man.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dude, are you saying you'd petrify Shlup?

How dare you!