Lets play mad libs. Make your own or just fill in the blanks, you choose.

One day I was walking down the [noun] when I saw a [noun] [verb ending in -ing] a [adjective] person. I was about to go [verb] them when I was [verb] by a [noun]. At the hospital, the nurse told me I had [past tense verb] my [noun] and that I might die. all of the sudden a [cool noun] [verb] through the [noun] and [verb] me with a [adj] [noun]. THE END

here are my answers:
yellow brick road
senator
mugging
mute
stab
bashed
milk truck
severed
legs
ninja
crashed
vent
slapped
foam
noodle