Some good ones:

patryk is out because everyone submitted their ic except him
patryk is seen as a threat
patryk is a legal changing that took place 7 years ago
That one's just weird...
patryk is synonymous with long hair and an affliction that causes him to continuously say



the white wizard is cunning


the white wizard is white
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
the white wizard is nice step up from the white mage in terms of magic
/smug
the white wizard is designed as a collector's pipe for fantasy fans and comes with a high quality hardwood pipe rest with a cherry wood tamper
0_o

the white wizard is 72" long and made of solid wood with a metal head
WTF
the white wizard is most prestigious position
the white wizard is a great addition to any party
the white wizard is far from a foregone
the white wizard is at our side
Aww... Those last bits made me feel all fuzzy inside