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    What the hell, guys? Seriously? I mean I know you're student rabble in this house and you spend all your time smoking weed.

    But how the holy smurf have you managed to make not one but TWO of my cooking pots disappear? There is now ONE in the kitchen, which makes it someone difficult to prepare any meal which requires more than one.

    Awesome.

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    If life gets you down then let some Weed get you high again.

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    There's an obvious explanation for this, Huxley.

    They're making marijuana stew.

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    (look in the fridge, man, that's where those smurfin' rabbits put them!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    There's an obvious explanation for this, Huxley.

    They're making marijuana stew.
    *Become all Oliver Twist like*

    Could I have some more weeeed stew...


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    I brought two plates, two bowls, and a load of cutlery with me. One plate and some knives and forks remain.


    there was a picture here

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    That's kind of funny, I smell weed right now.

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    I removed my roommate. Dishes no longer disappear.

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    Community sacrifice. You've made someone else's life better, MILF.

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    You're entirely too tolerant of a person, Hux.

    It's the UK and all their lame anti-gun laws is what it is.

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    You know, hot pots and cold pots look the same. If your roomies are smoking that much weed, they might not notice if they stove top is on...

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    All of your housemates are bad in their own way. I like Luke and Shane, and they're certainly not as bad as that fat smurf, Nick, but I swear to god, your entire cutlery set has disappeared because of them. Your mommy and Dan bought you those things for you! Grrrrr!!!

    Keep the rest of your stuff in your room, Huxley. Or lynch them! Gahhh. I dunno how you tolerate it, like Shlup said. If people touch any of my stuff without permission I freak out.


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    *steals Rye's laptop*

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    I'm glad people think I'm too soft, because that way all my Machiavellian schemes that take a decade to come to fruition but visit ruination upon all who have wronged me will never be linked to me

    Anyway kind of hard for me to do anything right now because I only discovered the disappearance after everyone else left for the weekend.

    I have no idea where all the forks are.

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