Wtf

[rubah]

*steals jussie's new laptop*

[Rye]

*steals Rye's laptop*

ROFL, how I am about my laptop is nothing compared to how much I freak out if I see someone even standing near my car, especially since I got the new one a few weeks ago. XD

I love how your forks have migrated, Huxley. And by love, I mean, I find a lot of humor in the fact that we had to use plastic forks to eat because they stole your entire cache of forks.

[Momiji]

I daresay I'm more defensive of my laptop than I am of my car.

Touch my car and I'll tell you to knock it off.
Touch my laptop and lose a finger. <3

[Meat Puppet]

If it’s not shiny to the point of worship then it has become a helmet. Standard stoner rule.

[fire_of_avalon]

Now is the time to raid the house and take back what's yours! Avast!

[Jiro]

Steal all of their and pawn it off to buy whatever you want.

[Citizen Bleys]

How would one use forks in the consumption of marijuana?

I'm interested purely for the sake of curiosity of course.

[Meat Puppet]

They are not a primary tool, but they do supplement more standard utensils quite nicely.

[Meat Puppet]

What the smurf is this

[Breine]

That is why I only live with one other person.

But yeah, you need to be like "Hey guys, where the smurf are my things!?"

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, Breine is the dog from Pocahontas.

[Shoeberto]

All of the kitchen stuff, aside from like two bowls, belonged to me in my old apartment. And stuff would disappear constantly. When I'd walk into my room mate's room, I'd get a strong waft of decay and when I looked around, I'd usually spot 2-3 cups and at least one used plate that had been sitting in there for who knows how long. It was both gross and frustrating.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I have your cooking pot. I am making gazpacho.