Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
The only movies I got to see in school (apart from on end of term days) were Romeo and Juliet (old and Di Caprio versions) and the opening 10 minutes of Saving Private Ryan & The Longest Day.

The old Romeo and Juliet was great though. It showed you Romeo's bare ass and the girls were all "" about it as they got to check out a dude's ass and then BAM! Titshot! Now what, bitches!
It's funny, because we watched it in school while some old lady was subbing and paying no attention, then I switched schools and ended up watching it again and apparently our English teacher had never seen it, and she looked up to see why half the class was going "ooooohhhh!" and she was shocked and she was several months pregnant at the time (and was already very large when not pregnant) so she wasn't able to get out of her desk quickly and was having a panic attack over all us 17 year olds seeing a dude's bare ass and the entire class erupted into a roar of laughter at this big fat lady trying to get out of a student desk, and wondering how she fit into it in the first place.

She quit teaching at our school after that year.