Welcome back to summer boys and girls. I'm single and very board so here I am on the message board looking for great/horrible pick-up lines. Whacha got?
Hi. Are you legal?
Welcome back to summer boys and girls. I'm single and very board so here I am on the message board looking for great/horrible pick-up lines. Whacha got?
can i buy you a drink or should i just give you the money?
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
Hi, is your name Daisy, because I want to plant you right here!
Wanna play tain, you can sit on my face and i can CHEW CHEW
That gets me every time :D
Hey, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten I see! Haha, that one's not even remotely funny.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
heh.Originally Posted by Blues Agent
"Is your dad a dealer 'cause you're dope to me".
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.
Someone's used it on you before, huh.That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.
To paraphrase a line from Blast From The Past:
I'm sorry.. I seem to have misplaced my congressional medal of honour... maybe you can help me find it..
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
/smug
I don't use pick up lines, I just do what dogs do with sheep. I bite them in the ankle until they go where I want them to go.
in after the inevitable chloroform line
there was a picture here
"Nice shoes, wanna smurf?"
You're so hot I'd Tweet about smurfing you while we're smurfing.
Is that an honor? I'm just trying to keep up with you crazy kids. Besides, he did say they could be horrible.
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