Spanx (hey ladies....)

[Clo]

Hey, wait, maybe this is just my wily femininity speaking, but lines are a problem! I have some work pants where you can see my panties outline if I stand a certain way. And not everyone wants thongs, so spanx would be the next best option.

For a smooth looking arse.

Though I would hate if they went over the belly button, I hate any clothing that does, I don't know why.

[leader of mortals]

*proceeds to tell every girl in here that their ass looks just fine without this odd product*

*Uses asterisks instead of actually talking to make it both less creepy and less funny*

[Rye]

[NorthernChaosGod]

Having your clothes look smoother on you makes you look slimmer and longer, Huxley.

They're also false advertising.

[G13]

Having your clothes look smoother on you makes you look slimmer and longer, Huxley.

... are you completely deranged?

My good sir, you have never felt the embarrassment and shame of panty lines. Many were the days when I would wander into the office and receive a good hazing because my panty lines were visible. I tried the thongs, but they rode up and became visible around my waistline. Thanks to Spanx my outlook on life has increased tenfold. Gone are the days of feeling like an outcast because of my unsightly and embarrassing panty lines.

Thanks Spanx!

[Madame Adequate]

idk what kind of clothes you people are wearing but I've never once had panty lines so dress like men!

[leader of mortals]

Lol, sometimes I have boxer lines

My non-cotton boxers are a little tight and push into my fatty fat fat thighs

[Breine]

I have a friend who used to wear one of those spanx things sometimes, and as far as I know she thought they were great.

As for panty lines - just don't wear panties

[missaira]

haha the emoticon's expression totally matches the dog's

[Breine]

lol, yeah it actually does! xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

idk what kind of clothes you people are wearing but I've never once had panty lines so dress like men!

Never wear tight jeans?

[Madame Adequate]

Have absolutely worn tight jeans. Just not ones which are apparently translucent.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Spanx looks really uncomfortable to me. I really don't like things that are form-fitting, unless they're jeans.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Have absolutely worn tight jeans. Just not ones which are apparently translucent.

I don't know what's up with your clothes, but you can see the the seams at the bottom of my boxers if I'm wearing tight enough jeans.

[fire_of_avalon]

I have a Spanx thing and I only wear it on super special occasions with one dress. And I usually go hide in the bathroom and take it off about half-way through.