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Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
Having your clothes look smoother on you makes you look slimmer and longer, Huxley.
... are you completely deranged?
My good sir, you have never felt the embarrassment and shame of panty lines. Many were the days when I would wander into the office and receive a good hazing because my panty lines were visible. I tried the thongs, but they rode up and became visible around my waistline. Thanks to Spanx my outlook on life has increased tenfold. Gone are the days of feeling like an outcast because of my unsightly and embarrassing panty lines.

Thanks Spanx!