Spanx (hey fellas....)

[Shoeberto]

You guys ever been to a strip club before? I guess girls, too. What was it like? Horribly disgusting? Incredibly arousing? Good investment, y/n?

I haven't been to one. I really thought I wanted to go to one after I turned 18, feeling like it was one of those landmark life moments that every guy should do, but I never went and the urge pretty much died. Especially after hearing stories about clubs where you go in and basically breathing the air is likely to give you the herp.

[Rye]

Y!!!

I want to go to one with Huxley, but he's too shy and prudish.

I want a lap dance, dammit!

[Shlup]

I wanted to go to one, but BJ said the bride isn't allowed at the bachelor party.

[Rye]

We'll go together, Amanda!

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't want to go to one. There are enough sleazy people at the gas station down the road

I can't even buy Snapple without someone going "hey guurrl whatcha doin" ;_;!!!

[Madame Adequate]

No, whenever anyone from college wanted to go, I bugged out. The appeal escapes me entirely.

[Rye]

No, whenever anyone from college wanted to go, I bugged out. The appeal escapes me entirely.

Oh my god, you should have went! I want to know what they're like.

[Madame Adequate]

There are naked women and sleazy guys. Christ, you've been to college, just go to a frat house!

[Rye]

Nooooooooooooo. Frat guys are a little scary. I'm always afraid they'll call me fat and then fart on me, and then I'll become a Tucker Max story.

[Psychotic]

Ask me again in a month. Iceglow plans to go to one for his birthday...and you're all invited!

Nooooooooooooo. Frat guys are a little scary. I'm always afraid they'll call me fat and then fart on me, and then I'll become a Tucker Max story.

you're the buttsex story.

[Madame Adequate]

Ask me again in a month. Iceglow plans to go to one for his birthday...and you're all invited!

Well having revealed this, Rye will now absolutely not accept any excuses you may have for avoiding her, wise as doing so would be, in a few weeks for her birthday party. Congratulation.

Nooooooooooooo. Frat guys are a little scary. I'm always afraid they'll call me fat and then fart on me, and then I'll become a Tucker Max story.

you're the buttsex story.

Lol'd forever

[Rye]

Oh my god, is Steve my birthday twin? Maybe we can have a joint birthday party at a strip club!!!

Also, Paul, you jerk.

[Shlup]

I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.

Vegas it is! Be 21 now kthx way to make me feel super old.

[LunarWeaver]

I plan to work at one someday.

[Bunny]

I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.

There are a couple really nice ones in San Diego. I can't remember the exact location of them but I can get back to you if you're interested. High class strip clubs are the best!