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    There's actually a strip club 100m down the road, but I've never been to one. A strip club in Norway can just never be worth the money that's required to get in. Basically you have to pay more to get less than you do in other countries. I think I can manage without!

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    I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.

    Vegas it is! Be 21 now kthx way to make me feel super old.
    Come to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.

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    Went to a gay one once. Creeped out by all the old men and the outrageous prices.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    Nooooooooooooo. Frat guys are a little scary. I'm always afraid they'll call me fat and then fart on me, and then I'll become a Tucker Max story.
    you're the buttsex story.


    Never been to one. There's only one in my city and it's pretty well known for being a hangout for hookers.

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    I've sat outside one in the parking lot while the guys I was with went in.

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    The girl I was travelling with and I went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. It was very sleazy and surreal, but oddly fascinating. It featured naked women dancing, girls and ladyboys being all over me the entire time saying stuff like "oooooh handsome buy" and "you want coca-cola?" (lingo for a BJ) and then the show itself, which was a girl doing all kinds of things with her vajayjay. She blew out darts that would burst balloons we had over our heads, she would "smoke" cigarettes with it, and then she would shoot out ping pongs (that I had to return with a racket, standing only 4-5 feet away from her).

    We were only there for like 20 minutes or so, and that was more than enough.

    Other than that I've seen several strip shows at parties and such, but that's not the same as going to an actual strip club.

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    I went to one with a small group of friends on a whim. It reeked of a smell I couldn't quite put my finger on and didn't really want to think about for too long. In hindsight, we all agreed that we should've gone for one of the bigger ones with flashier neon lights out the front, but I can't see myself going to another one anytime soon.

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    You mean have I gone today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.

    Vegas it is! Be 21 now kthx way to make me feel super old.
    Come to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.
    No no no no no no no. That place is the devil. THE DEVIL! Never, never again! Just say no.

    EDIT: Amanda, if you come down to San Diego and go to a club with NCG and not me, I will cry. We should all go together. I'll be back in two months.
    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    The girl I was travelling with and I went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. It was very sleazy and surreal, but oddly fascinating. It featured naked women dancing, girls and ladyboys being all over me the entire time saying stuff like "oooooh handsome buy" and "you want coca-cola?" (lingo for a BJ) and then the show itself, which was a girl doing all kinds of things with her vajayjay. She blew out darts that would burst balloons we had over our heads, she would "smoke" cigarettes with it, and then she would shoot out ping pongs (that I had to return with a racket, standing only 4-5 feet away from her).

    We were only there for like 20 minutes or so, and that was more than enough.
    Oh yes. Done this. It was great. South of Bangkok though. In Pattaya. The women there can write your name with their vajayjay. That was pretty cool. My memory of everything they did in there is pretty fuzzy though. Sooo much alcohol those three days. Unbelievable amounts. Thailand is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World View Post
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    I don't know where to find a strip club in CA where all the strippers don't have c-section scars and big brown nipples.

    Vegas it is! Be 21 now kthx way to make me feel super old.
    Come to San Diego! There are some pretty nice ones around here. Deja Vu isn't a bad establishment, I've had like three friends fall in love with the strippers there. Lol.
    No no no no no no no. That place is the devil. THE DEVIL! Never, never again! Just say no.

    EDIT: Amanda, if you come down to San Diego and go to a club with NCG and not me, I will cry. We should all go together. I'll be back in two months.
    Hey, man, don't freak out. You can come too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post

    Hey, man, don't freak out. You can come too.
    You make me tears of

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    >>> Waste of money..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    My aunt insists that she's taking me to a strip club when I turn 21.

    I don't see the appeal, really. I can look at porn anytime from the comfort of my own bedroom-- for free, and without all the other people around.

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    It's an experience I'd say most people are better off without, but so many make such a big deal out of it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    The girl I was travelling with and I went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. It was very sleazy and surreal, but oddly fascinating. It featured naked women dancing, girls and ladyboys being all over me the entire time saying stuff like "oooooh handsome buy" and "you want coca-cola?" (lingo for a BJ) and then the show itself, which was a girl doing all kinds of things with her vajayjay. She blew out darts that would burst balloons we had over our heads, she would "smoke" cigarettes with it, and then she would shoot out ping pongs (that I had to return with a racket, standing only 4-5 feet away from her).

    We were only there for like 20 minutes or so, and that was more than enough.

    Other than that I've seen several strip shows at parties and such, but that's not the same as going to an actual strip club.
    Hahaha how can I forget my trip to Bangkok ping pong show!

    Yea I was really weary of the lady boys..Cause some of them were well...Really attractive 0_0


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