What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?

[Yar]

How could you people never have had a bagel? O:

I like cream cheese on mine.

My FAVORITE is an everything bagel with grape jelly and cream cheese. Sounds so bad, but tastes so good

Whipped cream cheese is the best. Glob it on too aw yea

[Shoeberto]

I think it's weird that people think it's weird to have not had a bagel! They're really not terribly common in the places I've lived (midwest/south). I mean, they're there, people eat them, but I think it most cases people have more an affinity for donuts.

[Rye]

It makes sense. I mean, in the midwest and south, there's probably only bagels sold in Dunkin' Donuts and stuff, and those bagels suck ballz. If those were the only bagels I had, I wouldn't see the appeal either.

The best bagels are sold by independent kosher bagel shops. And there aren't many Jews in those places. XD

[Tavrobel]

Cream cheese.

Failing that, I'll turn it into a pizza.

[Agent Proto]

They always seemed very boring, so I've never had one!

Cleyra, whenever you have the chance, fix this.

[Yar]

You can get bagels at WalMart and even McDonalds. They aren't that uncommon.

[Cleyra]

They always seemed very boring, so I've never had one!

Cleyra, whenever you have the chance, fix this.

I will do my best to complete that task.

[rubah]

Even Wal-Mart caters its inventory to locations! And it's true-- there are very few Jews down here. I only ever met any when I came to college!

[Madame Adequate]

Cream cheese makes me nauseated

A thousand times this. Few things match clotted fat for disgustingness.

[I Took the Red Pill]

(Peanut) Butter*


*Parentheses denote optionality

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love bagels. I almost always eat them with cream cheese. Although, they used to serve them for breakfast at school and they'd also give you fruit preserves! I usually chose strawberry.

[Jiro]

This thread makes me think that whatever I thought was a bagel, actually was some lying impersonation.

[missaira]

You can get bagels at WalMart and even McDonalds. They aren't that uncommon.

it would help if we had walmart in australia xD and the maccas menu changes all over the world. i've never had a bagel, never seen one, don't know where i'd get one if i wanted one.

[Breine]

Bagels with cream cheese and salmon are pure yum!


I'd eat bagels with anything in them, though.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I don't like bagels. At all. They taste so boring, and I also despise cream cheese and butter.