What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Adding meat and cheese is doing it wrong?

From a Jewish standpoint meat and cheese is not Kosher. But aside from that your previous post implies that you feel bagels are missing something that sandwiches have.

You said a bagel was approximately equal to two sandwiches, but it's not. It would be about equal to four slices of bread, which was my point.

But since we're on that subject, sandwiches get bacon on them.