Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
Why are all you deranged people suggesting that cream cheese is a good thing? It is the surest way to ruin a bagel
I have never loved you more than I do at this moment.

Bagels are best when topped with sausage/bacon, egg, and cheese. but only if it's freshly cracked egg. None of this McDonald's/Dunkin' Donuts/etc type "breakfast sandwich".