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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
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    Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.
    That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.
    Replacing the end bit with "practise multiplication" should fix that problem, I feel.
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    That just goes to show that everyone that says you don't use math later in life... you actually do.

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    Damn baby, if you were a door I'd bang you all day long.

    The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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