Hi. Are you legal?

[Cuchulainn]

I used

"bitch I've I've been at this party 3 hours and you haven't looked at me once, what the smurf is wrong with you?"

worked.

[Freya]

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

Okay sorry I like harry potter a bit too much me thinks.

[LunarWeaver]

I'd go home with Freya and have terrific unprotected sex if she said that to me tbh.

[Rodarian]

You have two kids already...... You want to make more....


(Yes I know you're a guy) LOL XD

[docta fizz]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/smug

My favorite so far, so obvious yet so bold haha

Soo.... come here often?

[leader of mortals]

Soo, come here often, or do you wait until you get home?

[Værn]

Want to play D&D? We need an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me

[~*~Celes~*~]

You're hot.

[Peegee]

"Good enough for me"

[Alexandry]

yeah,really nice shoes..)

[Citizen Bleys]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/smug

In the same vein, "Scream and you die."

[fire_of_avalon]

I'll smurf you so hard you'll learn from it.

[Carl the Llama]

how you doin'

[Beowulf]

"Is your dad an astronaut? Cos I'm smurfin' horny."

-Bruce Campbell

[Vermachtnis]

Show me dem boobs.