Topic #1: My mum made me a birthday cake for like my 7th birthday that was designed like a magic carpet and she sat my Jasmine and Aladdin dolls on it

Topic #2: My Grandfather had to take me to my bereavment councilling sometimes, and when he did instead of taking me back to school he'd take me for burgers and to the shops. He was great

Topic #3: Scarecrow walks at midnight, from the Goosebumps series

Topic #4: First one i can remember was a dog called Geezer, he was a scallywag

Topic #5: I used to be freaked out by the boiler in the airing cuboard. was convinced it was some sort of mummified killer steam punk cyborg